Posting this a bit early. I wanted to get it done before the Muse concert in Cologne (because after that I'll be busy for a while with uploading my videos and stuff like that). And I managed that, yay!

Absolution
preview	Click here for live preview, then click on the layout's icon.
layout info	Based on Flexible Squares. Works for all account types. Tested in Firefox 14, Google Chrome 21 and Internet Explorer 9 (the latter, because it's tradition or something, has some minor display problems). This layout's width is not flexible. Better not change it, unless you want it to look weird.
how to implement this layout	Go to the Customize Journal page. Make sure Style System is S2. Choose the Flexible Squares layout. Go to Custom CSS » Use layout's stylesheet(s): No » Use layout's stylesheet(s) when including custom external stylesheet: No » Use external stylesheets: No insert custom stylesheet /* Absolution http://fuesch.livejournal.com/34626.html */ body { margin: 0px 0px 20px 0px; padding: 50px 0px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #615F57; font-size: 12px; background: #E8E8E8 url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/absolution/bg.png) top center; } a, a:link { color: #404980; text-decoration: none; } a:visited { color: #62657A; text-decoration: none; } a:hover { color: #404980; text-decoration: underline; } a:active { color: #1F2C7A; text-decoration: underline; } code, kbd, pre, tt { font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace; font-size: 12px; } p, td, blockquote { font-size: 12px; } blockquote { margin-right: 20px; margin-left: 20px; padding: 20px 40px 40px 20px; background: #EBEAE6 url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/absolution/quote.gif) bottom right no-repeat; border-right: 1px solid #DDD9D1; border-bottom: 1px solid #DDD9D1; } q { font-style: italic; } q i { font-style: normal; } /* ------- GENERAL ------- */ .clear { display: none; } .headerimage { width: 900px; height: 160px; margin: 0px auto; background: url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/absolution/headerguy.png) -25px 0px no-repeat; } #content-outer { } #content { width: 900px; margin: 0px auto; padding: 0px; background: url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/absolution/content.gif); border-radius: 7px; } #header { margin: 0px; padding: 20px; text-align: left; background: url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/absolution/header.gif) top repeat-x; border-top-left-radius: 7px; border-top-right-radius: 7px; } ul.navheader { float: right; margin: 0px; padding: 7px 0px; } ul.navheader a { color: #404980; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none; } ul.navheader li { display: inline; margin: 0px 0px 0px 10px; padding: 5px 10px; background: url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/absolution/navheader.gif) bottom; border-radius: 5px; box-shadow: 0px 0px 2px #464544; } .title { display: inline; font-size: 24px; color: #F1F0EE; } .subtitle { display: inline; color: #F1F0EE; } #sidebar { float: right; width: 220px; margin-bottom: 20px; padding: 0px 15px 15px 15px; text-align: left; background: url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/absolution/content.gif) right; border-radius: 7px; } .sbarbody { padding: 0px; } .sbarbody2 { margin: 0px; padding: 10px 5px 15px 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #F1F0EE; } ul.sbarlist { margin: 0px; padding: 0px; list-style: none; } ul.sbarlist + .sbarlist { margin: 0px; padding: 7px 5px 12px 5px; list-style: none; border-bottom: 1px solid #F1F0EE; } li.sbartitle { margin: 15px 0px 0px 0px; padding: 0px 5px; font-weight: bold; list-style: none; } .tagcloud { padding: 3px 0px; list-style: none; } .tagcloud span { margin-right: 3px; vertical-align: middle; } li.sbaritem { margin: 0px; padding: 3px 0px; } .count { } .defaultuserpic { margin: 0px; padding: 15px 5px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #F1F0EE; } table.calendar { margin: 3px auto; } .sbarcalendar { padding: 2px 7px 4px 6px; text-align: left; background: #E8E7E6; border-bottom: 1px solid #D1D1CE; border-right: 1px solid #D1D1CE; } .sbarcalendarposts { padding: 2px 7px 4px 6px; text-align: left; background: #F1F0EE; border-bottom: 1px solid #D1D1CE; border-right: 1px solid #D1D1CE; } .sbarcalendarposts a { display: block; } #maincontent { margin: 0px 250px 0px 0px; text-align: left; } #footer { margin: 0px; padding: 20px; text-align: right; background: url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/absolution/header.gif) top repeat-x; border-bottom-left-radius: 7px; border-bottom-right-radius: 7px; z-index: 100; clear: both; } ul.navfooter{ margin: 0px; padding: 7px 0px; } ul.navfooter a { color: #404980; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none; } ul.navfooter li { display: inline; margin: 0px 0px 0px 10px; padding: 5px 10px; background: url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/absolution/navheader.gif) bottom; border-radius: 5px; box-shadow: 0px 0px 2px #464544; } .clearfoot { display: none; } /* ------- ENTRIES & FRIENDS ------- */ .lj-view-recent { } .lj-view-friends { } .subcontent { padding: 0px; border-bottom: 1px solid #DDDCDA; } .userpic { position: relative; float: left; margin: 15px 10px 10px 15px; padding: 0px; background: none!important; z-index: 15; } .userpicfriends { position: relative; float: left; margin: 15px 10px 10px 15px; padding: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 10px; line-height: 110%; background: none!important; z-index: 15; } .userpicfriends img { padding-bottom: 3px; } .userpicfriends font { color: #404980; } .datesubject { padding: 0px 15px; background: #EDEDEB; } .date, .replytoposter { padding: 10px; font-size: 10px; border-bottom: 1px solid #F1F0EE; } .subject, .replytosubject { padding: 5px 10px; font-size: 24px; } .entry { margin: 15px 15px 0px 15px; padding: 0px; text-align: left; } .entry_text { padding: 0px 0px 15px 0px; } .ljtags { margin: 15px -15px -15px -15px; padding: 5px 15px; background: #EDEDEB; border-bottom: 1px solid #F1F0EE; } .currents { margin: 0px -15px; padding: 5px 15px 5px 5px; background: #EDEDEB; border-bottom: 1px solid #F1F0EE; } .currents strong { font-weight: normal; } .currentmood, .currentmusic, .currentlocation { display: inline; padding: 5px 10px; border-right: 1px solid #F1F0EE; } .currentmusic { border-right: none; } .comments { margin: 0px -15px 0px -15px; padding: 15px 0px 15px 15px; color: #EDEDEB; font-size: 1px; text-align: right; background: #EDEDEB; } .comments a { padding: 15px; font-size: 12px; } .comments a + a { border-left: 1px solid #F1F0EE; } .separator { display: none; } /* ------- COMMENTS ------- */ .lj-view-entry { } .skiplinks { padding: 12px 10px; color: #EDEDEB; text-align: center; } .skiplinks a { margin: 0px 0px 0px 5px; padding: 5px 10px; background: url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/absolution/navheader.gif) bottom; border-radius: 5px; box-shadow: 0px 0px 2px #76746C; } .skiplinks a:hover { text-decoration: none; box-shadow: 0px 0px 2px #1F2C7A; } .box { padding: 0px; } .box center { margin: 10px 0px; } .box + .box { padding: 15px 10px 5px 10px; text-align: center; } .box + .box center { margin-top: 5px; } .commentbox { border-bottom: 1px solid #DDDCDA; } .datesubjectcomment { padding: 10px; font-size: 10px; background: #EDEDEB; border-bottom: 1px solid #F1F0EE; } .datesubjectcomment br { display: none; } .datesubjectcomment strong { display: block; margin-top: 10px; padding-top: 10px; font-size: 16px; font-weight: normal; border-top: 1px solid #F1F0EE; } .userpiccomment { position: relative; float: left; margin: 0px 10px 5px 0px; z-index: 15; } .commentreply { margin: 10px; } .commentreply + div { padding: 10px; background: #EDEDEB; text-align: right!important; } .commentreply + div div { padding: 2px 0px 0px 0px!important; text-align: right!important; } .commentreply + div div img { vertical-align: bottom; } .commentboxpartial { padding: 10px; font-size: 10px; background: #EDEDEB; border-bottom: 1px solid #DDDCDA; } .lj-view-reply { } .box + .separator, .subcontent + .separator + .clear + div, .subcontent + .clear + div, #postform table br { display: none; } .subcontent + .separator + .clear + div.box { display: block; } #postform, #qrform { padding-bottom: 20px; } #postform table, #qrform table { margin: 0px auto; background: #EDEDEB; border: none!important; } #postform table table, #qrform table table { margin: 0px; } .commentbox #qrform { padding-bottom: 0px; text-align: left; } input { padding: 2px 5px; color: #615F57; background: #F1F0EE; border-left: 1px solid #FFFFFF; border-top: 1px solid #FFFFFF; border-right: 1px solid #D1D1CE; border-bottom: 1px solid #D1D1CE; } input:hover { background: #EDEDEB; } textarea, input.textbox { padding: 2px; color: #615F57; background: #F1F0EE; border-left: 1px solid #D1D1CE; border-top: 1px solid #D1D1CE; border-right: 1px solid #FFFFFF; border-bottom: 1px solid #FFFFFF; } textarea.textbox { width: 95% !important; } /* ------- CALENDAR ------- */ .lj-view-archive #maincontent br { display: none; } ul.year { margin: 0px; padding: 12px 10px; text-align: center; } ul.year li { display: inline; } ul.year a { margin: 0px 0px 0px 5px; padding: 5px 10px; font-weight: bold; background: url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/absolution/navheader.gif) bottom; border-radius: 5px; box-shadow: 0px 0px 2px #76746C; } ul.year a:hover { text-decoration: none; box-shadow: 0px 0px 2px #1F2C7A; } .active { margin: 0px 0px 0px 5px; padding: 5px 10px; background: url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/absolution/navheader.gif) bottom; border-radius: 5px; box-shadow: 0px 0px 2px #76746C; } table.yeartable { width: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 15px; background: #EDEDEB; border-bottom: 1px solid #DDDCDA; } td.yearmonth { padding: 5px 0px; font-size: 24px; border-bottom: 1px solid #F1F0EE; } td.yearmonth a { font-size: 10px; border-style: none; } table.yeartable td.yearday { padding: 5px 10px; font-weight: bold; text-align: center; } table.yeartable td.yeardate { padding: 10px 10px 15px 10px; line-height: 100%; background: #F1F0EE; border-bottom: 1px solid #DDDCDA; border-right: 1px solid #DDDCDA; } table.yeartable td.yeardate div { text-align: left!important; } table.yeartable td.yeardate a { } table.yeartable td.yeardate > div + div { position: absolute; margin-top: -8px; padding-left: 30px; font-size: 24px; } .lj-view-month #maincontent form { margin: 0px 0px 1px 0px; padding: 10px; background: #EDEDEB; } .lj-view-month #maincontent form br, .lj-view-month #maincontent form + br, .lj-view-month #maincontent form + br + br { display: none; } .lj-view-month .subcontent, .lj-view-month .entry, .lj-view-month dl { margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-bottom: none; } .lj-view-month dt { margin: 0px; padding: 5px 10px; font-size: 24px; background: #EDEDEB; } .lj-view-month dt b { font-weight: normal; } .lj-view-month dd + dt { border-top: 1px solid #DDDCDA; } .lj-view-month dd { margin: 0px; padding: 15px; } /* ------- TAGS ------- */ .lj-view-tags h2 { margin: 0px; padding: 5px 15px; font-size: 24px; font-weight: normal; background: #EDEDEB; } ul.ljtaglist { margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 5px 0px; list-style: none; } ul.ljtaglist li { margin: 1px 0px 0px 0px; padding: 5px 15px; background: #EDEDEB; }

This profile layout's width is flexible. Go to Edit Profile and insert the code into the Bio part. To copy the code, click in the text area and then press Ctrl+A and Ctrl+C. <lj-raw> <center><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1" width="530"><tr><td background="http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/absolution/profile-bg.png"><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="328"><tr><td height="160" background="http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/absolution/headerguy.png"></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#F1F0EE"><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="15"><tr><td><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2" color="#615F57"> TEXT GOES HERE </font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td background="http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/absolution/profile-bg.png" height="75"> </td></tr></table></center> </lj-raw> You don't have to use the lj-raw tags. With them you can only make line breaks/new paragraphs with <br> and <p>. Without the lj-raw tags you can also create line breaks and new paragraphs just by hitting the enter key. If you want to change the link color, put a font tag with a different color in your link. Like so: <a href="URL"><font color="#404980">LINK TEXT</font></a>