I'm disappointed that I couldn't find good promo pictures of Shaz, but hopefully she'll be in the next A2A layout (my plan is to make as least 2 layouts in every category).
I know the font for input and teaxtarea isn't the correct one, but I didn't get my computer's font to work or convert, and the downloadable fonts that looked right didn't have enough special characters.

Alex and the Armed Bastards
preview	Click here for live preview, then click on the layout's icon.
layout info	Based on Flexible Squares. Works for all account types. Tested in Firefox 21, Google Chrome 27 and Internet Explorer 10. The sidebar width isn't easily changed without image editing, so better don't, but you can change the width of the maincontent. Though there is the little problem that I had to set it to absolute, which resulted in it acting like a table that has no width defined: it only extends as wide as its content stretches it.
how to implement this layout	Go to the Customize Journal page. Make sure Style System is S2. Choose the Flexible Squares layout. Go to Custom CSS » Use layout's stylesheet(s): No » Use layout's stylesheet(s) when including custom external stylesheet: No » Use external stylesheets: No insert custom stylesheet /* Alex and the Armed Bastards http://fuesch.livejournal.com/38819.html */ @font-face { font-family: 'Arial Black'; src: local('Arial Black'), url('http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/fonts/ariblk.eot'); } @font-face { font-family: 'Amiga Forever Pro'; src: local('Amiga Forever Pro'), url('http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/fonts/amiga4ever pro.TTF'); } body { margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #000000; font-size: 12px; background: url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/alexarmedbastards/bg.jpg) top left; } a, a:link { color: #FF0000; text-decoration: none; } a:visited { color: #9B0000; text-decoration: none; } a:hover { color: #FF0000; text-decoration: underline; } a:active { color: #FF2121; text-decoration: none; } code, kbd, pre, tt { font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace; font-size: 12px; } p, td, blockquote { font-size: 12px; } q { font-style: italic; } q i { font-style: normal; } /* ------- GENERAL ------- */ .clear { display: none; } #lj_controlstrip_new { position: static; margin: -50px 0px -50px 400px; } #header { position: relative; top: 0px; width: 400px; padding: 0px 0px 15px 0px; text-align: left; font-family: "Arial Black"; text-transform: uppercase; z-index: 5; } ul.navheader { height: 40px; margin: 0px 0px 410px 0px; padding: 10px 0px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font-size: 0px; background: url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/alexarmedbastards/header.png) top no-repeat; } ul.navheader li { display: inline-block; width: 25%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-size: 12px; line-height: 100%; vertical-align: top; } .view { color: #FFFFFF; } ul.navheader a:visited { color: #FF0000; text-decoration: none; } .title { padding: 0px 10px; font-size: 37px; line-height: 85%; } .subtitle { padding: 5px 10px 0px 10px; font-size: 30px; line-height: 85%; } #sidebar { position: relative; width: 360px; padding: 0px 20px; text-align: left; z-index: 15; } .sbarbody { padding: 0px; } .sbarbody2 { margin: 0px 0px 20px 0px; padding: 5px 0px 0px 0px; } ul.sbarlist { margin: 0px; padding: 0px; } ul.sbarlist + .sbarlist { margin: 0px 0px 20px 0px; padding: 0px 0px 0px 13px; list-style: square; } li.sbartitle { margin: 0px; padding: 0px; list-style: none; font-size: 16px; font-family: "Arial Black"; font-variant: small-caps; } li.sbaritem { margin: 0px; padding: 5px 0px 0px 0px; } .tagcloud { margin: 0px 0px 0px -13px; padding: 5px 0px 0px 0px; list-style: none; } .tagcloud span { vertical-align: middle; } .tagcloud span { padding: 0px 8px 0px 12px; background: url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/alexarmedbastards/square.png) left center no-repeat; } .defaultuserpic { margin: 0px 0px 20px 0px; } .defaultuserpic img { padding: 25px; background: #F5F5F5 url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/alexarmedbastards/stripes.gif) bottom; } table.calendar { margin: 5px auto 0px -14px; } .sbarcalendar { width: 47px; padding: 2px 0px 25px 0px; text-align: center; border: 1px solid #000000; } .sbarcalendarposts { width: 47px; padding: 2px 0px 25px 0px; text-align: center; background: url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/alexarmedbastards/kreuz.png) center 14px no-repeat; border: 1px solid #000000; } .sbarcalendarposts a { display: block; } #maincontent { position: absolute; height: 100%; top: 50px; left: 0px; padding: 50px 50px 0px 500px; background: url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/alexarmedbastards/header.png) left -50px no-repeat; z-index: 10; } #footer { position: fixed; bottom: 0px; width: 380px; margin: 0px auto 0px 0px; padding: 10px; text-align: left; font-family: "Arial Black"; text-transform: uppercase; background: url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/alexarmedbastards/white85percent.png); z-index: 100; } ul.navfooter { margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: center; font-size: 0px; } ul.navfooter li { display: inline-block; width: 33%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-size: 12px; line-height: 100%; vertical-align: middle; } ul.navfooter a:visited { color: #FF0000; text-decoration: none; } .clearfoot { display: none; } /* ------- ENTRIES & FRIENDS ------- */ .subcontent { margin-bottom: 50px; background: #ffffff url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/alexarmedbastards/red.gif) bottom repeat-x; border-left: 12px solid #FF0000; border-right: 12px solid #FF0000; } .userpic { position: relative; float: right; margin: 12px 0px 10px 10px; background: none!important; z-index: 15; } .userpicfriends { position: relative; float: right; margin: 12px 0px 10px 10px; padding-right: 2px; text-align: right; font-size: 10px; line-height: 12px; background: none!important; z-index: 15; } .userpicfriends img { margin-right: -2px; padding-bottom: 2px; } .userpicfriends font { padding: 0px 2px; color: #FF0000; font-weight: bold; background: #FFFFFF; } .userpicfriends font:hover { text-decoration: underline; } .datesubject { background: url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/alexarmedbastards/red.gif) top repeat-x; } .date, .replytoposter { padding-left: 110px; text-align: center; font-family: "Arial Black"; font-size: 10px; color: #FFFFFF; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 10px; } .replytoposter a { font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #FFFFFF; font-weight: bold; text-transform: none; } .replytoposter a img { display: none; } .replytoposter .ljuser { } .replytoposter b { font-weight: bold; } .subject, .replytosubject { padding: 6px 10px 0px 10px; font-size: 16px; font-family: "Arial Black"; } .entry { padding: 10px; } .ljtags { display: table; margin-top: 12px; padding: 6px 10px; font-size: 10px; font-weight: bold; background: #F5F5F5 url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/alexarmedbastards/stripes.gif) bottom; } .currents { margin-top: 12px; font-size: 10px; font-weight: bold; } .currents div { display: inline-block; padding: 6px 10px; vertical-align: top; background: #F5F5F5 url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/alexarmedbastards/stripes.gif) bottom; } .currents div + div { margin-left: 1px; } .currents strong { font-weight: bold; } .comments { position: relative; margin: 13px 0px -9px 0px; text-align: center; font-family: "Arial Black"; font-size: 10px; color: #FF0000; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 10px; } .comments a { color: #FFFFFF; font-size: 10px; } .separator { display: none; } /* ------- COMMENTS ------- */ .skiplinks { padding: 6px 10px; text-align: center; font-size: 0px; font-weight: bold; background: #F5F5F5 url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/alexarmedbastards/stripes.gif) bottom; } .skiplinks a { padding: 6px 10px; font-size: 10px; border-left: 1px solid #FFFFFF; border-right: 1px solid #FFFFFF; } .skiplinks a + a { border-left: none; } .box center { display: table; margin: 0px auto 10px auto; padding: 6px 10px; background: #F5F5F5 url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/alexarmedbastards/stripes.gif) bottom; } .box + .box { display: table; margin: 10px auto; padding: 6px 10px; background: #F5F5F5 url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/alexarmedbastards/stripes.gif) bottom; } .box + .box center { margin: 0px auto 0px auto; padding: 0px; background: none; } .commentbox { margin: 0px 0px 10px 0px; background: #FFFFFF url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/alexarmedbastards/red.gif) top repeat-x; border: 12px solid #FF0000; border-top: none; } .datesubjectcomment { font-family: "Arial Black"; font-size: 10px; color: #FFFFFF; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 10px; } .datesubjectcomment a { color: #FFFFFF; } .datesubjectcomment a img { display: none; } .datesubjectcomment .ljuser { font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-transform: none; } .datesubjectcomment b { font-weight: bold; } .datesubjectcomment strong { display: block; margin-bottom: -5px; padding: 9px 10px 0px 9px; font-size: 16px; color: #000000; font-weight: normal; text-transform: none; line-height: 16px; } .userpiccomment { float: right; margin: 12px 0px 5px 10px; z-index: 15; } .commentreply { margin: 10px; } .commentreply + div { display: table; margin: 0px 10px 10px 10px; padding: 6px 10px; text-align: center; font-size: 0px; font-weight: bold; background: #F5F5F5 url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/alexarmedbastards/stripes.gif) bottom; } .commentreply + div div { padding: 5px 0px 0px 0px!important; } .commentreply + div div img { vertical-align: bottom; } .commentboxpartial { margin: 0px 0px 10px 0px; padding: 10px; font-family: "Arial Black"; font-size: 10px; color: #FFFFFF; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 10px; background: #FF0000; } .commentboxpartial a { font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #FFFFFF; font-weight: bold; text-transform: none; } .commentboxpartial a img { display: none; } .commentboxpartial .ljuser { } .commentboxpartial b { font-weight: bold; } #content + div { background-color: transparent!important; border: none!important; } .lj-view-reply .subcontent + .separator + .clear + div { display: none; } #postform { margin-top: -13px; padding: 10px; background: #FFFFFF; border: 12px solid #FF0000!important; } #qrform { display: table; margin: 0px auto 10px auto; padding: 10px; background: #FFFFFF; border: 12px solid #FF0000!important; } #qrform table { border: none!important; } .commentbox #qrform { margin-bottom: 0px; } input, textarea { padding: 5px; font-family: 'Amiga Forever Pro'; font-size: 8px; color: #00FF00; background: #000000; border: 3px solid #A09881; border-right: 3px solid #D8D5C4; border-bottom: 3px solid #D8D5C4; border-radius: 3px; } textarea.textbox { width: 95% !important; } input[type='submit'], input[type='button'] { padding: 2px; font-size: 10px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #000000; font-weight: bold; background: #D8D5C4; box-shadow: inset 2px 7px 2px 2px #CBC5B6; border: 3px solid #EAEAE2; border-right: 3px solid #A09881; border-bottom: 3px solid #A09881; } input[type='submit']:active, input[type='button']:active { background: #CAC6B3; box-shadow: inset -2px -7px 2px 2px #CBC5B6; border: 3px solid #E1DFD3; border-right: 3px solid #B2AC97; border-bottom: 3px solid #B2AC97; } /* ------- CALENDAR ------- */ .lj-view-archive #maincontent br { display: none; } ul.year { margin: 0px; padding: 6px 10px; text-align: center; font-size: 0px; font-weight: bold; background: #F5F5F5 url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/alexarmedbastards/stripes.gif) bottom; } ul.year li { display: inline; padding: 6px 10px; font-size: 10px; border-left: 1px solid #FFFFFF; border-right: 1px solid #FFFFFF; } ul.year li + li { border-left: none; } table.yeartable { margin: 0px auto 50px auto; background: #FFFFFF url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/alexarmedbastards/red.gif) top repeat-x; border: 12px solid #FF0000; border-top: none; } td.yearmonth { padding: 0px; font-family: "Arial Black"; font-size: 10px; color: #FFFFFF; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 10px; } td.yearmonth a { font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #FFFFFF; font-weight: bold; text-transform: none; } table.yeartable td.yearday { padding: 8px; text-align: center; font-size: 16px; font-family: "Arial Black"; } table.yeartable td.yeardate > div { padding: 2px 0px 0px 0px; text-align: center!important; border: 1px solid #000000; border-bottom: none; } table.yeartable td.yeardate > div + div { height: 25px; padding: 0px 0px 10px 0px; border-bottom: 1px solid #000000; border-top: none; } table.yeartable td.yeardate > div + div a { display: block; padding: 15px 2px 0px 2px; font-family: "Arial Black"; background: url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/alexarmedbastards/kreuz.png) center top no-repeat; } .lj-view-month #maincontent form { padding: 10px; background: #F5F5F5 url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/alexarmedbastards/stripes.gif) bottom; } .lj-view-month #maincontent form br, .lj-view-month #maincontent form + br , .lj-view-month #maincontent form + br + br { display: none; } .lj-view-month .entry { padding-top: 0px; border-top: 12px solid #FF0000; } .lj-view-month dt { margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: "Arial Black"; font-size: 16px; } .lj-view-month dt b { font-weight: normal; } .lj-view-month dd + dt { margin: 20px 0px 0px 0px; } .lj-view-month dd { margin: 0px; } .lj-view-day .separator + .clear + .clear + .skiplinks { margin-top: -50px; } /* ------- TAGS ------- */ .lj-view-tags h2 { height: 12px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 12px; text-align: center; font-size: 10px; color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Arial Black"; font-weight: normal; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 11px; background: #FFFFFF url(http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/alexarmedbastards/red.gif) top repeat-x; } .ljtaglist { margin: 0px; padding: 10px 10px 5px 22px; background: #FFFFFF; border: 12px solid #FF0000; border-top: none; } ul.ljtaglist { list-style: square; } ul.ljtaglist li { margin-bottom: 5px; }

			You can change this profile layout's width, if you want (though obviously it needs a minimum width, which it does not get in this entry). Go to Edit Profile and insert the code into the Bio part. To copy the code, click in the text area and then press Ctrl+A and Ctrl+C. <lj-raw> <center><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" background="http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/alexarmedbastards/profile-bg.png" width="850"><tr><td colspan="5" height="50"></tr> <tr><td width="50"></td><td width="400" height="499" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" background="http://fatfrog.info/Ma/A/layout/alexarmedbastards/header.png"><td width="50"></td> <td rowspan="2" valign="top"><table cellpadding="10" cellspacing="0" bgcolor="#FF0000"><tr><td><table cellpadding="10" cellspacing="0"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2" color="#000000"> CONTENT HERE </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table> </td><td width="50"></td></tr> <tr><td width="50"></td><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF"> </td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" height="50"></tr></table></center> </lj-raw> You don't have to use the lj-raw tags. With them you can only make line breaks/new paragraphs with <br> and <p>. Without the lj-raw tags you can also create line breaks and new paragraphs just by hitting the enter key. If you want to change the link color, put a font tag with a different color in your link. Like so: <a href="URL"><font color="#FF0000">LINK TEXT</font></a>